Lateksowa śmierć

- Zdechł mi balonowy piesek.
- Mi chomik.
- A co to jest ten michomik?

Zdobywcy

- Ale leje, cała jestem mokra.
- Przed nami przejście przez 800m tunelu. Przynajmniej tam nie będzie padać ;)
- A skąd Pan wie?
- ...

Good impression

- What the hell are you doing?!
- I can't tell you that. You gonna think I'm an idiot.
- You know, just standing here with that thing in your hand, doesn't exactly makes you look like a genius...

Terrorist attack

- Hello.
- Hello.
- This is the property of Spanish government. Could you please explain to us what are you doing here?
- I'm trying to take a picture of my rubber duck.
- Of what?
- Rubber duck.
- [awkward silence] .......please come with us, sir.